If you're not having any luck with the job search, improve your resume and cover letter.
I'm not saying make stuff up, but there are probably ways you can present yourself better. I sent out about 10 and got no responces. I reworked it on Monday and got an interview from the first place I sent it to.
ADHD meds are awesome!
I was able to read 10 pages in the book I'm reading in 15 minutes and remember everything that was discussed in those pages! Not a big deal to most people, but this is kind of a big accomplishment for me.
I, also, am apparently awesome!
I got a friend request from DJ Fallen. Not, I sent him a friend request and then I saw my friend count go up, I actually got a request from him! I didn't realize I was so cool : )
There is a god.
If you watched The Office this week, you know what I'm talking about.
Tennessee is going crazy with the anti-smoking laws.
I already thought they were going over board with only allowing smoking in 21+ venues, but now I hear if you bring more than 2 packs of out of state cigarettes over the border it's a misdemenor. At least 10 and it's a felony! Something about tax avasion. That's just moronic!
Your heritage is revealed by your choice of beverage.
Yesterday, I saw a man of Irish decent drinking Guiness, Paul raved about Fire Water, and I discovered a love for Tequilla.
I am apparently a weird combination of Paul's high school sweet heart, Tish, and his last ex, Mystie.
I realized that after almost 3 years of dating him. He realized it after about 3 months. You might think I'm creeped out by this, but no. It only makes sense that people in a person's dating history would have some overlapping personality traits. Besides, I think Tish is adorable and everyone thinks me and Mystie would have been best friends if it hadn't been for Paul.
Waffle House is the reason I gained all the weight back after Kelly's wedding.
It's all the empty sugar calories in the massive amounts of coffee I drink while I'm hanging out there, not to mention the food. I had thought this was a possibility, but had no proof until I lost 2 pounds in a week and my only change was not being at Waffle House everyday.
Paul's mom has resorted to hedge magic so we produce grandchildren.
She said that she got hair from the two of us, twisted it together and buried it under a bush so that we would have twins. With the way she teases us I'm pretty sure she's joking, but I wouldn't really put it past her. Yes, I know, they're crazy, but I love Paul's family!